Like in the movies
Posted: Thu May 09, 2019 9:24 amA guy with a black eye walks into a bar and orders a triple bourbon.
The bartender says "Having a tough day, huh?"
The guy says "Yeah. My wife and I were doing the dishes and she turned to me and said 'Why don't we ever make love like in the movies?'
So I bent her over the kitchen table, yanked her pants down and did the business there and then."
The bartender said "Wow! But what's up with the black eye?"
The bartender says "Having a tough day, huh?"
The guy says "Yeah. My wife and I were doing the dishes and she turned to me and said 'Why don't we ever make love like in the movies?'
So I bent her over the kitchen table, yanked her pants down and did the business there and then."
The bartender said "Wow! But what's up with the black eye?"
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