Me: "How would you fancy the most amazing sex you've ever had in your life?"
Bird: "I certainly DON'T fancy that at all, thank you!"
Me:
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by rebbonk » Wed May 08, 2019 10:06 am
I was sitting at the bar when this gorgeous bird sat two stools down from me.
Me: "How would you fancy the most amazing sex you've ever had in your life?"
Bird: "I certainly DON'T fancy that at all, thank you!"
Me:
Me: "How would you fancy the most amazing sex you've ever had in your life?"
Bird: "I certainly DON'T fancy that at all, thank you!"
Me:
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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