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Cats

PostPosted: Wed May 08, 2019 10:03 am
by rebbonk
Teacher: "If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?"

Johnny: "Seven."

Teacher: "No, listen carefully... If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?"

Johnny: "Seven."

Teacher: "Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, and another two apples and another two, how many would you have?"

Johnny: "Six."

Teacher: "Good. Now if I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?"

Johnny: "Seven!"

Teacher: "Johnny, where in the heck do you get seven from?!"

Johnny:
Spoiler:
"Because I've already got a bl**dy cat!"

Re: Cats

PostPosted: Wed May 08, 2019 6:07 pm
by Melisandre
:lol: