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Postby rebbonk » Sun May 05, 2019 9:14 am

My ex, Sandra's mum saw me in the supermarket this morning. She came storming up to me with a six-pint bottle of milk in her hand. She ripped the lid off and poured the lot all over my head....."THAT... is from our Sandra," She spat.

"Oh don't talk stupid," I replied.....
Spoiler:
"That could be from ANY cow!
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Milk

Postby Melisandre » Sun May 05, 2019 11:55 am

:lol:
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