Hot bird!

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Hot bird!

Postby rebbonk » Tue Apr 30, 2019 9:01 am

I was chatting to this really hot bird in the pub last night.

As the barman rang the bell for last orders she whispered in my ear, 'Take me home with you and roger me stupid'

So I told her to get lost,
Spoiler:
nobody calls me stupid!
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Hot bird!

Postby Melisandre » Tue Apr 30, 2019 12:28 pm

:lol:
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