The Leper
A leper walks into a bar. David de Gea is sat on a stool.
The leper sits down beside him. Noticing the leper he suddenly moves away.
“Hey, why you moving?” asked the leper.
“I might catch something.” said de Gea.
The leper sits down beside him. Noticing the leper he suddenly moves away.
“Hey, why you moving?” asked the leper.
“I might catch something.” said de Gea.
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