Fiftyish woman
A fiftyish woman was at home happily jumping on her bed and squealing with delight.
Her husband watches her for a while and asks "Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look? What's the matter with you?"
The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says "I don't care. I just came from having a mammogram and the doctor says I have the breasts of an 18-year-old".
The husband said "What did he say about your 56-year-old arse?"
Her husband watches her for a while and asks "Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look? What's the matter with you?"
The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says "I don't care. I just came from having a mammogram and the doctor says I have the breasts of an 18-year-old".
The husband said "What did he say about your 56-year-old arse?"
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