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Gift to the wife

Postby rebbonk » Sat Apr 20, 2019 10:31 am

Me: “I want you to have this bracelet. It belonged to my grandmother”

Wife: “Why does it say
Spoiler:
‘do not resuscitate’?
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Gift to the wife

Postby Melisandre » Sat Apr 20, 2019 12:24 pm

:lol:
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Re: Gift to the wife

Postby dutchman » Sun Apr 21, 2019 1:46 am

:lol:
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