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Turps

Postby rebbonk » Fri Apr 19, 2019 9:54 am

A little boy was sitting on the footpath with a bottle of turpentine.

He was shaking it up and watching all the bubbles.

A priest came along and asked the little boy what he had.

The little boy said, 'This is the most powerful liquid in the world, its called turpentine.'

The priest said, 'no, the most powerful liquid is holy water. If you rub it on a pregnant woman's belly, she'll pass a healthy baby.'

The little boy replied, 'if you rub turpentine on a cats nuts,
Spoiler:
he'll pass a Ferrari!
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Turps

Postby Melisandre » Fri Apr 19, 2019 4:44 pm

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