Trump and May
Posted: Thu Apr 18, 2019 9:14 amDonald Trump and Theresa May are shown a time machine which can see 100 years into the future
They decide to test it by asking a question each. Trump goes first
"What will the USA be like in 100 years time"
The machine whirrs and beeps and goes into action and gives him a printout, he reads it out "The country is in good hands under the new president, crime is non-existent, there is no conflict, the economy is healthy. There are no worries"
Theresa thinks "It’s not bad this time machine, I'll have a bit of that" so she asks "What will the United Kingdom be like in 100 years time?"
The machine whirrs and beeps and goes into action, and she gets a printout, but she just stares at it.
"Come on Theresa" says Trump, "What does it say?"
Theresa replies..... ..B*ggered if I know........
They decide to test it by asking a question each. Trump goes first
"What will the USA be like in 100 years time"
The machine whirrs and beeps and goes into action and gives him a printout, he reads it out "The country is in good hands under the new president, crime is non-existent, there is no conflict, the economy is healthy. There are no worries"
Theresa thinks "It’s not bad this time machine, I'll have a bit of that" so she asks "What will the United Kingdom be like in 100 years time?"
The machine whirrs and beeps and goes into action, and she gets a printout, but she just stares at it.
"Come on Theresa" says Trump, "What does it say?"
Theresa replies..... ..B*ggered if I know........
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