Trump and May

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Trump and May

Postby rebbonk » Thu Apr 18, 2019 10:14 am

Donald Trump and Theresa May are shown a time machine which can see 100 years into the future

They decide to test it by asking a question each. Trump goes first

"What will the USA be like in 100 years time"

The machine whirrs and beeps and goes into action and gives him a printout, he reads it out "The country is in good hands under the new president, crime is non-existent, there is no conflict, the economy is healthy. There are no worries"

Theresa thinks "It’s not bad this time machine, I'll have a bit of that" so she asks "What will the United Kingdom be like in 100 years time?"

The machine whirrs and beeps and goes into action, and she gets a printout, but she just stares at it.

"Come on Theresa" says Trump, "What does it say?"

Theresa replies..... ..B*ggered if I know........
Spoiler:
...it’s all in bl**dy German!"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Trump and May

Postby Melisandre » Thu Apr 18, 2019 6:48 pm

That about right as May's husband worked for the German bank.
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Re: Trump and May

Postby dutchman » Thu Apr 18, 2019 10:18 pm

:lol:
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