The undertaker
Posted: Sun Apr 14, 2019 9:10 amRoy, an undertaker, recently came home with a black eye.
"What happened to you?" asked his wife.
"I had a terrible day" replied Roy. "I had to go to a hotel and pick up a man who had died in his sleep. When I got there, the manager said they couldn't get him into a body bag because he had this huge *ahem*. Anyway, I went up and sure enough there was this big naked guy lying on the bed with this huge *ahem*. So I grabbed it with both hands and tried to snap it in half".
"I see" said his wife "but how did you get the black eye?"
"What happened to you?" asked his wife.
"I had a terrible day" replied Roy. "I had to go to a hotel and pick up a man who had died in his sleep. When I got there, the manager said they couldn't get him into a body bag because he had this huge *ahem*. Anyway, I went up and sure enough there was this big naked guy lying on the bed with this huge *ahem*. So I grabbed it with both hands and tried to snap it in half".
"I see" said his wife "but how did you get the black eye?"
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