Octopus (bit rude)
Posted: Sat Apr 13, 2019 9:11 amAn octopus goes into a bar and says "I can play any musical instrument going!"
Someone gives him a guitar which he plays better then Hendrix.
Then someone gives him a piano which he plays better then Elton John.
Then a Scotsman throws him a set of bagpipes...
The Octopus fumbles about for a couple of minutes and the Scotsman's says "What's wrong, can ye no play it?"
Octopus says "Play it?
Someone gives him a guitar which he plays better then Hendrix.
Then someone gives him a piano which he plays better then Elton John.
Then a Scotsman throws him a set of bagpipes...
The Octopus fumbles about for a couple of minutes and the Scotsman's says "What's wrong, can ye no play it?"
Octopus says "Play it?
Spoiler:
her brains out once I get her pyjamas off!"