I had sex with the teacher...
Lad comes home from college and says.... "Dad,..I had sex with my English teacher today".
Dad says.."Well done son, you jammy little sod. I`ll buy you that mountain bike you wanted"
Son says.."Thanks dad,
Dad says.."Well done son, you jammy little sod. I`ll buy you that mountain bike you wanted"
Son says.."Thanks dad,
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