In the bible (bit naughty)

[rebbonk]

A Vicar was staying overnight in a hotel. Before he went to sleep for the night, he had a read of the Bible. He was awoken next morning by the maid, with a cup of tea.

He said to the maid "Fancy a quick screw my dear?"

The maid said "But you're a man of the cloth, that can't be right!"

He said "It's all right dear, it says so in the Bible!"

She hopped into bed with the reverend gentleman and she screwed him relentlessly until they were both exhausted.

When she recovered, the maid got out of the bed and said "I'd like you to show me the passage in the Bible, where it says it's alright".

The vicar opened the bedside table drawer, took out the Gideon's Bible and opened the cover. Someone had written in there

Spoiler:

"Ask the maid if she fancies a , normally she goes like the clappers".

[Melisandre]