Nasty accident

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Nasty accident

Postby rebbonk » Mon Apr 01, 2019 9:26 am

I text my wife this afternoon “ Darling, I had a bad accident at work this morning and fell from great height, Sarah kindly rushed me to the hospital, the doctors have examined me and tested me, they have x-rayed the damage in my legs and say I may never walk again, and will possibly stay in a wheelchair for the rest of my life.”

She text back
Spoiler:
“Who’s Sarah?”
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Nasty accident

Postby Melisandre » Mon Apr 01, 2019 11:54 am

:lol:
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