"Quick" I said. "Look for a biro"
The old man began to turn blue by the time she returned with a pen.
"What is this for, to perform an emergency Tracheotomy? "
"No!" I said "it's more important......
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Choking
by rebbonk » Sun Mar 31, 2019 10:14 am
I took the new girlfriend to meet my elderly farther and after a few mins he began to choke.
"Quick" I said. "Look for a biro"
The old man began to turn blue by the time she returned with a pen.
"What is this for, to perform an emergency Tracheotomy? "
"No!" I said "it's more important......
"Quick" I said. "Look for a biro"
The old man began to turn blue by the time she returned with a pen.
"What is this for, to perform an emergency Tracheotomy? "
"No!" I said "it's more important......
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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