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Postby rebbonk » Sat Mar 30, 2019 10:15 am

"The total cost would be £3000," said the funeral director. "That includes digging the grave."

"Is that the whole thing?" I asked.

"Yes," he replied.
Spoiler:
"That's the hole thing."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Funeral

Postby Melisandre » Sat Mar 30, 2019 3:57 pm

:lol:
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