Fancy dress party (bit naughty)

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Fancy dress party (bit naughty)

Postby rebbonk » Mon Mar 25, 2019 10:30 am

A couple were invited to a fancy dress party and had to wear a mask, and the husband was going as a Bee and the wife as a princess
On the night the wife said to her husband "darling you go I'm not feeling so well and take an early night"

Obviously the husband protested and said "no I don't want to go if you're not going" to which the wife responded by saying "no that wouldn't be right just go" and off she went to bed.

An hour later the wife was feeling better and she thought to herself I may as well go to the party and see what her husband is doing, so she put her princess costume on and mask.

Once at the party she looked out for her husband and eventually found him drunk and flirting with the other women.

She thought what a sod, I'll teach him a lesson, so off she went and started to dance with him.

Eventually she dragged him into the garden and had sex with him while still masked to see if he would recognise her, but did not.

After the Encounter she quickly got in dressed and went home straight into bed, waiting for him.

The husband arrived a couple of hours later and came up to the bedroom where the wife was waiting and she asked "how did the party go?"

He replied "no good without you"

The with wife then replied sarcastically "I bet you looked really looked stupid wearing a bee costume at the party?"

He then replied "Nah
Spoiler:
I was in the backroom playing cards with Dave and his mates, I gave my costume to your dad, apparently he had a whale of a time!!"
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Re: Fancy dress party (bit naughty)

Postby Melisandre » Mon Mar 25, 2019 11:42 am

:lol:
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Re: Fancy dress party (bit naughty)

Postby dutchman » Tue Mar 26, 2019 1:58 am

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