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Postby rebbonk » Sat Mar 23, 2019 11:31 am

My girlfriend said, “How is your diet going?”

Me, “not too good I had eggs for breakfast.”

Her, “fried or scrambled?”

Me “No
Spoiler:
Cadbury’s”!
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Diet

Postby Melisandre » Sat Mar 23, 2019 1:25 pm

:lol:
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