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Dead

Postby rebbonk » Fri Mar 22, 2019 11:22 am

Dave goes into work clearly upset, and says to his workmates, “I just can’t believe it, my best mate dropped dead this morning!! he was only 40 and in perfect health, he never smoked or drank and he worked out every day…”

His workmate said, “OMG Dave… are you ok, whatever happened? "

Dave said,
Spoiler:
"His bl**dy parachute didn't open!!"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Dead

Postby Melisandre » Fri Mar 22, 2019 2:40 pm

:lol:
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