Building the Ark

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Building the Ark

Postby rebbonk » Thu Mar 21, 2019 11:04 am

God calls down to Noah and says, "I have an urgent task for you, I need you to build an ark. You must make it big; I want it to have many levels."

Noah asks of God, 'would you also like me to collect two of each animal?'

God says, "no, just fill it with fish"

"Fish?" asks Noah

"Carp specifically" says God

"Why?" asks Noah

" I've always liked the idea of a
Spoiler:
multi-story carp ark"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Building the Ark

Postby Melisandre » Thu Mar 21, 2019 9:08 pm

:lol:
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