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LOOKING FOR A GOOD HOME

PostPosted: Mon Mar 18, 2019 10:13 am
by rebbonk
LOOKING FOR A GOOD HOME.

My girlfriend doesn't like my dog, so I appeal to you. She is a purebred from a wealthy area and I have had her 4 years. She likes to play games. Not totally trained. Has long hair so she's a little... high maintenance, especially the nails, but she loves having them done. Stays up all night yapping but sleeps while I work. Only eats the best, most expensive food. Will NEVER greet you at the door after a long day or give you unconditional love when you're down. Does not bite but she can be mean as hell! So... anyone interested
Spoiler:
in my 30-year-old, selfish, wicked, gold-digging girlfriend? Come and get her! Me and my dog want her re-homed.

Re: LOOKING FOR A GOOD HOME

PostPosted: Mon Mar 18, 2019 12:18 pm
by Melisandre
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