After I won the local pub quiz last night two gorgeous blondes came over to me.
The first one said, "We find intelligent men incredibly hot and sexy."
The second blonde said, "Do you know what three way is?"
I replied, "Yes, it's the name of the dog in Hart to Hart."
Dumb blondes will need a better quiz question than that if they want to get the better of me, I thought smugly to myself as I left the pub!