Trip to casualty

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Trip to casualty

Postby rebbonk » Sun Mar 10, 2019 10:24 am

Paddy takes his wife to casualty.

Her teeth are missing, her lips and gums are bleeding, her nose is broken, she's got 2 black eyes, one ear is hanging off and big tufts of her hair are missing.

The doctor says 'what has happened to your wife'?

Paddy replies, 'going through the change.'

The doctor say's, 'That doesn't happen when a woman goes through the change', and paddy replies, 'It does
Spoiler:
when it's in my fekin coat pocket!
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Trip to casualty

Postby Melisandre » Sun Mar 10, 2019 2:14 pm

:lol:
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