Stolen wig
Charlotte stormed into the eye surgeon's office and went up to the desk. "Someone stole my wig while I was having surgery yesterday" she complained.
The doctor came out and tried to calm her down. "I assure you that no one on my staff would have done such a thing" he said. "Why do you think it was stolen here?"
"Well, after the operation, I noticed the wig I was wearing was cheap-looking and ugly".
"I think" explained the surgeon gently
The doctor came out and tried to calm her down. "I assure you that no one on my staff would have done such a thing" he said. "Why do you think it was stolen here?"
"Well, after the operation, I noticed the wig I was wearing was cheap-looking and ugly".
"I think" explained the surgeon gently
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