Approaching orgasm

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Approaching orgasm

Postby rebbonk » Mon Mar 04, 2019 10:05 am

As my wife approached orgasm, I said: "I can't hold it much longer."

"That's ok baby, just do it" she whispered, "it'll turn me on even more."

It didn't though,
Spoiler:
I'd had sprouts for dinner and it didn't half stink.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Approaching orgasm

Postby Melisandre » Mon Mar 04, 2019 11:33 am

:lol:
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