Lost a stone!
My wife changed into her bikini at the beach, and stood posing in front of me.
"Well," she said, "I've lost a stone Can you see a difference?"
I picked up a pebble and tossed it in the ocean.
"The beach has lost a stone," I said.
"Well," she said, "I've lost a stone Can you see a difference?"
I picked up a pebble and tossed it in the ocean.
"The beach has lost a stone," I said.
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