Lost a stone!

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Lost a stone!

Postby rebbonk » Sat Mar 02, 2019 10:33 am

My wife changed into her bikini at the beach, and stood posing in front of me.

"Well," she said, "I've lost a stone Can you see a difference?"

I picked up a pebble and tossed it in the ocean.

"The beach has lost a stone," I said.
Spoiler:
"Can you see a difference?
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Lost a stone!

Postby Melisandre » Sat Mar 02, 2019 12:31 pm

:lol:
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