"How comes you're only drinking orange juice?" I asked.
She said, "I'm pregnant."
"I thought you were because your belly is sticking right out," I smiled, "But I didn't want to ask just in case you were just a fatty. How far gone are you?"
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by rebbonk » Fri Mar 01, 2019 10:04 am
I got talking to a woman in a bar last night.
"How comes you're only drinking orange juice?" I asked.
She said, "I'm pregnant."
"I thought you were because your belly is sticking right out," I smiled, "But I didn't want to ask just in case you were just a fatty. How far gone are you?"
"How comes you're only drinking orange juice?" I asked.
She said, "I'm pregnant."
"I thought you were because your belly is sticking right out," I smiled, "But I didn't want to ask just in case you were just a fatty. How far gone are you?"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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