Dying mother
My wife stormed down the stairs. "My Mother's up there dying, and you go and pull a stunt like that?"
"Sorry love. I just thought it would lighten the mood." I said.
"Lighten the bl**dy mood?" she screamed.
"Sorry love. I just thought it would lighten the mood." I said.
"Lighten the bl**dy mood?" she screamed.
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