Smaller bum?
Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2019 9:55 am"I wish I had a smaller bum" my wife grumbled. "Do you wish I had a smaller bum?"
I peered over the top of the paper. "No, not really" I told her.
"Aww, you're sweet" she gushed. "Is it because you love my bum the way it is?"
"No, not really" I replied.
I peered over the top of the paper. "No, not really" I told her.
"Aww, you're sweet" she gushed. "Is it because you love my bum the way it is?"
"No, not really" I replied.
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