When will...?
Three elderly soccer fans were in a church praying. The first one asked: "Oh Lord, when will England next win the World Cup?"
And the Lord replied: "In eleven years time."
"But I'll be dead by then," said the first man.
The second old man asked: "Oh Lord, when will Manchester City win the Champions League?"
And the Lord replied: "In fifteen years time."
"But I'll be dead by then," said the second old man.
The third old man asked: "Oh Lord, when will Coventry City next win the Premier League?"
And the Lord answered:
And the Lord replied: "In eleven years time."
"But I'll be dead by then," said the first man.
The second old man asked: "Oh Lord, when will Manchester City win the Champions League?"
And the Lord replied: "In fifteen years time."
"But I'll be dead by then," said the second old man.
The third old man asked: "Oh Lord, when will Coventry City next win the Premier League?"
And the Lord answered:
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