When will...?

[rebbonk]

Three elderly soccer fans were in a church praying. The first one asked: "Oh Lord, when will England next win the World Cup?"

And the Lord replied: "In eleven years time."

"But I'll be dead by then," said the first man.

The second old man asked: "Oh Lord, when will Manchester City win the Champions League?"

And the Lord replied: "In fifteen years time."

"But I'll be dead by then," said the second old man.

The third old man asked: "Oh Lord, when will Coventry City next win the Premier League?"

And the Lord answered:

Spoiler:

"I'll be dead by then!"

[Melisandre]

[dutchman]