Needing a girl (bit naughty)
An old gentleman slowly approached the local brothel and pressed the doorbell.
The madam opened the door, looked at the old fellow with a critical eye and then asked. "What can we do for you, sir?"
"I need a girl" the senior citizen said.
"For you, the charge is a hundred dollars".
"You're putting me on!" he exclaimed.
The madam opened the door, looked at the old fellow with a critical eye and then asked. "What can we do for you, sir?"
"I need a girl" the senior citizen said.
"For you, the charge is a hundred dollars".
"You're putting me on!" he exclaimed.
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