Long life?

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Long life?

Postby rebbonk » Sat Feb 02, 2019 10:11 am

During my check-up, I asked the Doctor, "do you think I'll live a long and healthy life then?"

He replied, "I doubt it. Mercury is in Uranus right now."

I said, "I don't go in for any of that astrology nonsense."

He replied, "Neither do I.
Spoiler:
But my thermometer just broke."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Long life?

Postby Melisandre » Sat Feb 02, 2019 2:26 pm

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