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Overheard

Postby rebbonk » Fri Feb 01, 2019 12:22 pm

Overheard in Wolverhampton just before Christmas:

Santa.................Hello little girl, what would you like for Christmas ?

Little Girl ..........I want my cup.

Santa.................A special cup, for your milk and juice ?

Little Girl............No, my cup,
Spoiler:
yo put it on your face.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Overheard

Postby Melisandre » Fri Feb 01, 2019 5:15 pm

:D
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Re: Overheard

Postby dutchman » Sat Feb 02, 2019 5:00 am

:hysterical:
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