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Would you...?

Postby rebbonk » Mon Jan 21, 2019 11:02 am

Maury and Pauly were at the bar again.

"Tell me, old pal, old pal" said Maury "if you had five cars, would you give me one?"

"You betcha" said Pauly.

"And" continued Maury "if you had five houses, would you give me one?"

"Yes sir-ee bob" said Pauly "I surely would".

"And if you had five pairs of shoes" persisted Maury "would you give me one?"

"Of course" said Pauly.

"And if you had five dollars, would you give me one?"

"Nope" said Pauly.

"Any why not?" asked Maury indignantly.

"Because
Spoiler:
I HAVE five dollars".
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Would you...?

Postby Melisandre » Mon Jan 21, 2019 2:11 pm

:D
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Re: Would you...?

Postby dutchman » Mon Jan 21, 2019 11:46 pm

:lol:
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