Learning to swim

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Learning to swim

Postby rebbonk » Mon Jan 21, 2019 11:00 am

A member of the Country Club asked the lifeguard how he might go about teaching a young lady to swim.

"It takes considerable time and technique" replied the guard. "First you must take her into the water, then place one arm about her waist, hold her tightly, then take her right arm and raise it very slowly".

"This is certainly most helpful" said the member. "I know that my sister will appreciate it".

"Your sister?" said the lifeguard. "In that case,
Spoiler:
just push her into the deep end of the pool. She'll learn in a hurry".
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Learning to swim

Postby Melisandre » Mon Jan 21, 2019 2:09 pm

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