The knife
I was showing my mate some of my grandfathers valuables in his living room after he passed away.
I said, "this is his old knife, he stabbed a German with this!"
My mate said, "in World War 2?"
I said, "No,
I said, "this is his old knife, he stabbed a German with this!"
My mate said, "in World War 2?"
I said, "No,
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