The knife

[rebbonk]

I was showing my mate some of my grandfathers valuables in his living room after he passed away.

I said, "this is his old knife, he stabbed a German with this!"

My mate said, "in World War 2?"

I said, "No,

Spoiler:

last year in Majorca. They had a row over a sun lounger!"

[Melisandre]