Having an affair
Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2019 10:22 amThe guy from across the road was looking distraught, so I asked him what was up.
He said "My wife's just told me she's been having an affair with Dave the Milkman".
I asked "What? That fat ugly thing I see every morning outside your house?"
"Yes" he laughed, cheering up a bit.
I said
He said "My wife's just told me she's been having an affair with Dave the Milkman".
I asked "What? That fat ugly thing I see every morning outside your house?"
"Yes" he laughed, cheering up a bit.
I said
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