No kids?

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No kids?

Postby rebbonk » Wed Jan 16, 2019 11:20 am

A woman asked me "So how come you're in your mid-thirties and haven't had kids?"

I replied "Because I don't want to end up like my dad, working 90 hours a week, living in a damp old flat, only seeing my kids twice a year, having some other prat act like their dad, sending 50% my income to my ex who is sh*gging everyone in a 5-mile radius and living in a huge posh house that I've paid for,
Spoiler:
mum".
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Re: No kids?

Postby Melisandre » Wed Jan 16, 2019 7:12 pm

:lol:
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