"How much have you had to drink?" she demanded, staring at me.
"Nothing" I slurred.
"Look at me!" she shouted "It's either me or the pub, which one is it?"
I paused for a second and said "It's you,
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Drunk
by rebbonk » Sun Jan 06, 2019 10:21 am
I came home drunk last night and the wife wasn't happy.
"How much have you had to drink?" she demanded, staring at me.
"Nothing" I slurred.
"Look at me!" she shouted "It's either me or the pub, which one is it?"
I paused for a second and said "It's you,
"How much have you had to drink?" she demanded, staring at me.
"Nothing" I slurred.
"Look at me!" she shouted "It's either me or the pub, which one is it?"
I paused for a second and said "It's you,
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