Late present

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Late present

Postby rebbonk » Fri Jan 04, 2019 10:33 am

My wife has always called me "Scrooge" and "A tight-arse" and "Miserable old git".

Well, last Wednesday I won the lottery so I'm going to give her the Christmas present she has always wanted.

Spoiler:
I'm going to b*gger off and live in the Bahama's.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Late present

Postby Melisandre » Fri Jan 04, 2019 7:50 pm

:lol:
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