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US Holiday

Postby rebbonk » Thu Jan 03, 2019 10:15 am

The wife and I were on holiday in the USA. We were in this diner that was absolutely full of big fat Americans. The waitress waddled over and I asked her "What's this 'Fat Texas' challenge ?"

"Oh, that's our 6lb burger challenge. You finish the entire burger, you win $1000 and your picture on the Wall of Fame."

"That sounds like it would be fun to try," I replied.

The burger came out 10 minutes later, and I was really curious to see this absolutely massive sandwich. A crowd gathered around and cheered as the huge burger got down to it's last few bites.

"Oh my, I've never seen anyone even get close to finishing this before," an onlooker gasped.

Anyway, after it was over, the manager came out and presented a cheque and said, "OK, let's take your picture for the Wall of Fame."

"I really think that's kind of embarrassing," I replied... "I think we will just take the money."

However, my wife
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was absolutely thrilled to have her big fat face up there on that wall.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: US Holiday

Postby Melisandre » Thu Jan 03, 2019 8:40 pm

:lol:
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