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Stealing

Postby rebbonk » Thu Dec 27, 2018 10:28 am

Judge: “Why did you steal the car?”

Man: “I had to get to work.”

Judge: “Why didn’t you take the bus?”

Man:
Spoiler:
I don’t have a driver’s license for the bus.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Stealing

Postby Melisandre » Thu Dec 27, 2018 6:59 pm

:lol:
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