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Winning the lottery

Postby rebbonk » Fri Dec 21, 2018 10:51 am

Man says to his wife. "I've won the lotto pack your bags".

Wife replies "Where are we going somewhere hot?".

He replies, "No
Spoiler:
I've won the lotto so pack your bags and s*d off".
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Winning the lottery

Postby Melisandre » Fri Dec 21, 2018 2:19 pm

:D
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