Duly a young man arrived at the front door in a Council van .
A very polite young man ...
'Good morning madam ' he said cheerfully. 'I believe that your ablutions are malfunctioning?'
She looked at the young man and said 'Can't you speak English?'
The young man was somewhat taken aback . So he took the Bull by the horns.
'I believe you have a shit house that won't work?' he said
She looked at him and replied 'Oh yeah !
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