Telling lies

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Telling lies

Postby rebbonk » Mon Dec 17, 2018 10:27 am

"That wife of mine is a liar!" said the angry husband to a sympathetic pal seated next to him in the bar.

"How do you know?" the friend asked.

"She didn't come home last night, and when I asked her where she'd been, she said she'd spent the night with her sister, Shirley".

"So?" the friend replied.

"So, she's a liar.
Spoiler:
I spent the night with her sister Shirley!"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Telling lies

Postby Melisandre » Mon Dec 17, 2018 9:51 pm

:D
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Re: Telling lies

Postby dutchman » Tue Dec 18, 2018 2:05 am

:lol:
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